The Siamesers' Evil Plot

The Siamesers are definitely up to something.

Something terrible.

Something horrifying.

Something sinis—

Sinuses—

Sinista—

Something Evil!

They’ve stopped talking to me.

Instead, they’re using a super secret language of blinks and squints.

It's creepy!

Creeperifically creepy!

And there’s something else. Something so awful, I can hardly write.

But I have to.

You have to know.

This is very, very important.

It’s not just in my house.

They’ve started to spread the word. They held a secret meeting—

With ANOTHER Siameser!

Whatever they're up to, it's spreading.

I can’t handle this.

What sort of evilish evilness can they be up to?

The worstest kind, if he’s in charge.

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